|Bizarro Lord (akai_senshi) wrote,|
@ 2008-04-17 15:00:00
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|Entry tags:||anime, bleach, crack, fandom, fanfiction, funny, furuba, naruto, television|
Fandom Secrets Crossover Fic-A-Thon.
This post is all of the stuff I've written for the fic-a-thon over at FS on LJ.
But first...my requests that no one has written for yet. 1 2 3
PLZ FOR TO TAKE MY FIC REQUESTS???
Isshin took some time out of his busy day of scolding Ichigo and protecting his daughters to go to a club, leaving Ichigo to watch his sisters. There he saw the most beautiful woman- she looked almost exactly like his dead wife. When she was sent over to his table, bringing a gin-on-the-rocks, he smiled.
Isshin was awed by her...until she opened her mouth. She was a he in drag!
"What? Do you not like the way Ranka-chan looks?" Ranka flipped "her" hair and winked at him. "You are handsome, you know."
Isshin was absolutely flabbergasted. He had walked into a transvestite club by mistake!
"No, no, you're quite pretty. You look just like my dead wife!" He grabbed nervously at Ranka's waist, and forced "her" down next to him. "At least you can have my drink!"
"So...you have any kids?" Ranka asked.
"Oh, I have a son and two beautiful daughters. Flowers of Daddy's soul, they are. And the son...he gets into trouble a
"Ooh, I'd like to get a few of those myself." Ranka giggled and poured Isshin more alcohol.
His judgment clouded by booze, Isshin decided to take Ranka home with him. He burst through the door and announced, "Hey kids! I've found your new mother!"
"...the hell?" muttered Ichigo. "That's obviously a dude."
Karin leaned into Ichigo while Yuzu gleefully complimented Ranka on "her" clothes and whispered, "See? I told you Dad's a pervert."